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    Sheriff^John^Bunell
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    I think I may become a hermit.
    I have stayed in the house for... oohh 5 days, but on thursday i ventured out to the garage for some waffles but i prefer not to speak about that. anyway eastenders has become my life sonya just beat jamie up with a magazine, dot and jim are romping. what more could you want?
    anyway..... i guess i'll just make this post into another 'TYPICAL' post, same ol' same ol'........

    Damn I hate you, but i like you, that was funny, i fookin broke no cash shit. i want some beer i want some dope. wahey i have some money lets go to the gig but all the bands are shite anyway, i'll just take the piss out of them then go Wahey! rant rant rant.

    Aus Aus. brak rules and i suck.

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    professor_pumpernickle
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    85% of men dont use the whole in the front of their boxer's, that's amazing y the hell not is what i want to know???

    Its easy access!!!! r u stoopid?

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    Sheriff^John^Bunell
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    yeah, not only that but....
    each year, donkeys kill more people than plane crashes. apart form last year..... for obvious reasons. that damn osama ruined my statstics, my career as a statastician is ruined....... RUINED!!

    and... there are 16 million cattle in texas.
    so there.

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    but y do u stay in when u could go out is it a money probelm???
    cos we all have them!!

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    my point eeeexactly....
    and hell, everyone likes cake anyway

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    i think we r all in the same boat/ stituation

    I NEED MONEY
    WE ALL NEED MONEY =
    ALL SKINT BASTRADS!!

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    i think we r all in the same boat/ stituation

    I NEED MONEY
    WE ALL NEED MONEY =
    ALL SKINT BASTRADS!!

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    I think I'm in love with the Sheriff

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    Sheriff^John^Bunell
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    hey hey hey.
    all's good in the sheriffs love shack.
    Graaavy.

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    I shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy. honest!

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